on the hoof


an exceptionally masculine and muscular man. a compliment used in the gay community to refer to a man. it is not used lightly, usually for unusually s-xy and muscular men. a mix of beefy (perhaps how the term was created), masculine, and s-xy.
wow. that man is on the hoof.

some would say thomas jane in punisher, or hugh jackman in x-men 3 were “on the hoof”.

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