On The Pot
the act of when someone or something feels such a desire to take a bowel movement that they decide to find the nearest pot shaped object. (flower pot, etc) and do their business inside of it
hey there, linsdey. sorry i can’t talk right now. i ate tons of burritos and i’m on the pot right now. call me back in a few minutes!!
dude f-ck that. the line for the restroom was too long. i’m on the pot.
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