On the train
to be “on the train” means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
on valentine’s day the only way to “get off the train” would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you’re all alone.
related: to be on the desperation train / to be on the train of despair / to be riding the train.
– what are your plans for v-day?
– i’m on the train this year.
– no worries dude, you’ll be off the train way before v-day.
often spoken on the phone, when simultaneously also on the train.
-ring ring. ring ring-
a: “h-llo”
b: “hi”
a: “so i was…”
b: “i can’t hear you i’m on the train!”
a: “sorry what’s all that noise? i can’t really hear you.”
b: “what? i’m on the train, i can’t hear you!”
a: “you’re on the train?”
b: “no… i’m on the train!!!”
c: “shut the f-ck up!!!! can’t you just be a bit f-cking considerate to your fellow p-ssengers for f-ck’s sake??!!”
on the train is a gang initiation ritual performed in several gang in south and central america, the ritual takes place when a female wish’s to join the gang it is basicaly a line of gang members having s-x with her then joining the back of the line to go again.
she got on the train last night now she is with us
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