on the train of despair
to be “on the train of despair” means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
on valentine’s day the only way to “get off the train” would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you’re all alone.
related: to be on the desperation train / to be on the train of despair / to be riding the train / to be on the train / to be off the train.
– what are your plans for v-day?
– i’m on the train of despair this year.
– no worries dude, you’ll be off the train way before v-day.
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