on topa pasketti
cheese is what is on top of spagettie…
on top of spaghetti,
all covered with cheese,
i lost my poor meatball,
when somebody sneezed.
it rolled off the table,
and on to the floor,
and then my poor meatball,
rolled out of the door.
it rolled in the garden,
and under a bush,
and then my poor meatball,
was nothing but mush.
the mush was as tasty
as tasty could be,
and then the next summer,
it grew into a tree.
the tree was all covered,
all covered with moss,
and on it grew meatb-lls,
and tomato sauce.
so if you eat spaghetti,
all covered with cheese,
hold on to your meatball,
whenever you sneeze.
2 year old: my favet sog iz on topa pasketti
mother of the 2 year old: oh god! my kids a r-t-rd!
Read Also:
- friendship slide
slidin into the dms except just to become friends example 1: dave: dude hows sliding into rosie’s {dms}? josh: nah man, friendship slide. dave: wow, just gonna let that one p-ss huh? example 2: jenny: did you slide into my friend’s dms? jacob: nah, chill just friendship slide. jenny: aight, it better be, otherwise i’ll […]
- the rabbit has become the hare
when an incredible turn of events unfolds, letting the author of a comment become the ultimate villain in a world that is unbeknownst to him prior and just like that barron….. the rabbit has become the hare oh great scott! the rabbit has become the hare!!!
- taion
taion is very unattractive and always wants to be around girls. he tries to make funny jokes but unable to do this. he always tries to get attention when someone else is speaking. he can be kind but alot of the time is very mean.he always makes rude comments and always makes fun of people.he […]
- force field shit
when somebody sh-ts in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can’t get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the t-rd has created a force field. you can’t get close enough to penetrate the toilet. rick i thought you had to use the bathroom? i […]
- busted gumboot
an expression used to describe a womans v-g-n- that has been totally throttled and thrashed-out beyond repair, usually caused by getting regularly and violently f-cked! f-ck, ashley was a mad ganga bra and she went hard out all night, but by the time we finished up her box looked like a busted gumboot!!