onam
beautiful baby boy who pretends to care then comes back for more. you can’t ever forget him. he’s always on the tip of ya mind. makes you feel special and like sh-t at the same time. no one seems to be better than he was to you. but when you go back to him its never like it used to be.
girl 1: ughh
girl 2: what’s up w/ you?
girl 1: ughh i don’t wanna sound annoying
girl 2: girl please tell me it’s not onam
girl 1: ….
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