Once-a-year Relatives
relatives, usually extended, that you only see once or twice a year on major holidays. usually these visits are preceded by a great deal of apprehension and distress.
jessica: so, i’m getting my hair refoiled, my nails done, and then going out and eating my body weight in chocolate
becca: oh..once-a-year relatives coming into town?
jessica: ya. i hate the holidays!
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