once bitten
the best movie ever, released in 1985, starring jim carey.
it is a hilarious comedy about a h-rny countess vampire who needs to suck the blood of a male virgin 3 times before halloween. when she ends up biting an 18 year old virgin named mark, he starts becoming a vampire too! he hisses at the little kids and when he has those romantic dreams about the countess. the countess’ little tricks are very amusing (e.g. foot trick in the dream and the spreading the legs apart one at the end.) rent this movie!!!! you and your friends will be raving about it for days and days later!
once bitten is the best movie ever made. vampire fans will especially like it
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