Once upon a time
a fantasy/drama show created by edward hitsis and adam horowitz on abc. the show features of two sidelined plot on the “fantasy” world representing the magical fairytale land and the “real” world which is a fictional town called storybrooke. fairy tale characters are stuck in the town after a curse was brought by the evil queen. the plot chronicles how characters deal with each other depending on their own motives as the story progresses on the curse being broken by emma and then the aftermath when magic was brought to storybrooke.
the main characters are emma swan played by jennifer morrison, the evil queen/regina played by lana parrilla, snow white/mary margaret played by ginnifer goodwin, robert carlyle as rumplestiltskin/mr. gold, josh dallas as prince charming/david nolan and
jared s. gilmore as henry mills. other characters are meghan ory as red riding hood/wolf/ruby
emilie de ravin as belle.
once upon a time premiered on the fall of 2011.
sometime,a time,one time,it comes at the beginning of bed time stories
once upon a time in mexico there were two gangsters….
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile…
a long time ago. old. over with. done. complete. finished.
a: ay cuz, didnt you go with shante?
b: once upon a time, ni–a
a: ahhhhhh, that female is kilt and she 12 to the gallon in the head. she from t.t. west?
b: hillcrest
a: she go to bethel high school?
b: yeah
a: thats why she kilt… she dun had to man up with everyone from the block. ya boys know her?
b: naw she aint been arrested
a: tisk tisk
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