oncom
used when someone says something really fast and you understand nothing they just said. coined by paul in 2007 when i 4got that predictive text was on and evrthing made sense execpt oncom
also confuses the person who you are speaking to.
repeat for added confusion/mild annoyance.
!!!!!!!!!!note note note note note!!!!!!!!!!
it has nothing to do with being ‘on’ the ‘com’puter!!
aztech65: did-u-see-wen-and -then-he-said-and-it-was-like- and-then-he- said…
madman12: oncom?
aztech65: what are you talking about
madman12: oncom?
aztech65: what are you saying!!!!
madman12: i was gonna -ssk the same thing.
aztech65: ???
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