One Ball Boner


an erection on a male who has only one t-st-cl-. typically displayed in online chats or ascii form as a u plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a d to indicate the head. the head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
man, i could totally see lance armstrong’s one ball b-n-r in that tour de france spandex.

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