one cheek sneak
the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
my girlfriend always knows when i fart because even though i do the one cheek sneak, i always give it away with my farting facial expression. not to mention that the room also smells like a f-cking animal died in there!
a type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent “hovercraft” sounds.
to avoid disrupting the cl-ssroom, johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and n-body was the wiser.
an attempt to p-ss wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one b-tt-cheek.
i had to fart in court so i busted the one cheek sneak.
a george carlin joke: you lift one b-tt cheek and muscle out a small fart. it would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. best for church.
kid: oh man -lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart-
preacher: mmmm, sweet jesus.
after church
kid: i call that one the one cheek sneak.
the art of lifting one -ss cheek to slip out a silent fart.
ugh something stinks in here man did you let out a onecheeksneak ?
when recieving oral from your partner, you tell that b-tch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile -ss fumes into your partners open mouth.
yo dude, i gave that b-tch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!
hey dave, i totally just sh-t in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!
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