One cock salute
similar to a twenty-one gun salute, but with c-cks. used as a mark of respect for absent friends, or to toast the end of a particularly enjoyable social occasion. the trousers may be dropped or the p-n-s merely flopped out; it is the saluter’s choice. p-n-ses are held upward, like a cannon, while a moment of silence is observed.
n.b. it is considered extremely bad form for the p-n-s to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one c-ck salute.
let’s give her a big one c-ck salute. it’s what kewley would have wanted. (if, for example, kewley was the friend who was unable to attend).
our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one c-ck salute.
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