One Direction
a uk boyband that makes girls all over the world s-xually frustrated and angry.
tumblr girls know the most information about these boys, anyone who slags them will be destroyed. one directions fans (directioners) are named ‘the deadliest of fandoms’
they have the power to find out anything and everythong
louis tomlinson
one direction
harry styles
niall horan
liam payne
zayn malik
a boy band in this year’s (2010) x-factor, put together by simon cowell. it consists of liam payne, harry styles, zayn malik, louis tomlinson, niall horan. each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. hugely popular with teenage girls across britain, they are like the second-coming of jls but generally better looking and younger.
an infaturation with this band is termed ‘one direction infection’.
leila: who are you voting for tthis sat-rday on x-factor?
francesca: one direction of course! zomg i love liam payne sooo much!
leila: no, harry styles is definitely the best.
-random third girl-: no way, zayn malik is the one for me -swoons-.
the reason for my s-xual frustration
me: -le looking at pictures of one direction-
me: -le crey- why can’t they love me?
how to depress musicians
person 1: gee, did you hear about this great new band one direction? they’re so hot and have such amazing voices!!
person 2: -looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-
possibly the only band out there whose fans are more aggressive than justin bieber’s.
random guy: i hate one direction.
directioner: kill him!!!!!
five flaming h-m-s-xuals. louis and harry love each other; while liam, niall, and zayn are caught in an intense love triangle.
“who are they?”
“that’s one direction, they’re almost too gay to function.”
the s-xiest boy bad alive. pure hotness and vocal talent, with the deadliest fanbase ever. if you mess with directioners, honey, youre screwed.
consists of zayn malik, harry styles, niall horan, liam payne, louis tomlinson.
super fans have one direction infection.
its uncurable.
me: mom, can i have one direction for christmas?
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