one eyed
to be one eyed, meaning to be highly intoxicated where a person has to shut one eye to get a proper visual of his or her surroundings eg. text msgs, door handles, girlfriend/sister. an act most commonly found in the tulsk region of roscommon,ireland.
dave is one eyed already. ginger tom cant find his coat he is that one eyed. gleeson is going to get in a row he is that one eyed.
inbred, from a very remote place, and/or extremely ignorant. the logical extension of the notion that the more inbred one is, the closer-set their eyes.
my car broke down in such a one-eyed town that n-body’d ever even heard of a kia.
only seeing in one direction.
oblivious to other views and opinions.
pirate…
person 1: h-m-s-xuality is wrong!
person 2: but they’ve found love, surely if two people find…
person 1: (interrupts) it’s wrong!
example of someone being one eyed
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