one eyed pirate
the act of shooting -j-c-l-t- into a girl’s eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain
“i gave her a one eyed pirate”
when you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. often results in being shot by the receiver.
a: baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
b: i’ll stab out your f-cking kidneys
a one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg
she screamed when i gave her a one eyed pirate
when one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near -j-c-l-t–n, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. now you have a p-ssed off, one-eyed, one-legged, b-tch chasing after you. hence, the one-eyed pirate.
tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.
when receiving head, right before you c-m, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.
it was my amus-m-nt for the night when i made my girlfriend a one eyed pirate.
having a girl suck your d-ck and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says “argh”.
you should have seen that b-tch when i gave her a one eyed pirate last night.
the act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and c-m in one of her eyes.
girl 1: “why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?”
girl 2: “oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!”
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