one-eyed wet willy
the act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone’s ear. a true feat of legend for any wet w-lly enthusiast!
clinton “holy sh-t you actually achieved the one-eyed wet w-lly?”
brandon “man i spat on my c-ck and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was h-lla p-ssed.”
clinton “holy sh-t dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet w-lly?”
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