one eyed whistle
i know you know what i mean. its another word for your d-ck
jenny – i’m so ready to go camping with you this weekend
me – yea, i can’t wait! come over later and i’ll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
jenny – ok!
…later at my place…
jenny – wow you’ve got something for every type of emergency in there but…
me – yes?
jenny – but what if you get bored? what do you do then? i didn’t see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
me – oh, i have something for boredom but i keep it in its own special place.
jenny – well, what is it!? show me!
me – its my one eyed whistle!
jenny – what? lol, whats that? what do you do with it?
me – you blow on it like a whistle
jenny – that doesn’t sound that fun..
me – trust me its fun.
jenny – let me see it! i wanna see how much fun it is.
me – (whips out d-ck and twirls it around like a helicopter )
jenny – omg its so big!
…then jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she’s never going to see me again
the end.
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