one-eyed willie
1) euphemism for a p-n-s, where “one-eyed” refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the p-n-s’ head.
2) one-eyed w-lly, both alternate spelling and definition.
expression’s origins: derived from the name popular character from the film “goonies” (although this context has been permutated with time). see also dong, d-ck, schl-ng, w-lly, w-ng, johnson, c-ck.
i have six beers, and next thing i know, i’m staring into the eye of jake’s one-eyed willie.
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