One fart away from a disaster
being afraid to fart, because if you do you might sh-t yourself.
peter: drive faster! i’m one fart away from a disaster!
bjorn: why didn’t you take a sh-t at the restaurant?
peter: that’s messed up.
bjorn: you’re strange, don’t sh-t your pants in my car.
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