One finger warning shot
a way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.
dan: my sunburn hurts so bad
steve: quit complaining about it
dan: it hurts really bad (continues complaining)
(steve smacks dan’s sunburn with one finger)
dan: why did you do that?
steve: you wouldn’t shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. not just a one finger warning shot.
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