One Fucking Two Seconds
1. a measure of time.
2. more specifically, the amount of time it would take “diesel dan” to f-ck up someone who has p-ssed him off.
3. this unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one f-cking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a new york minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
“f-ck that. i’ll f-ck him up in one f-cking two seconds!”
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