One handed breakfast
aiming the -j-c-l-t- from your p-n-s during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.
that dude thinks he’s a perpetual-motion machine! he thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!
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washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you. son- “ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower” father- “uhh just do the one handed splash”
- Open belt activities
s-xual activities that require your belt to be open or off. “the advantage of a good relationship is you can have commence in open belt activities with your best friend, unlike in casual f-cking, because if you just casually f-ck your best friend it just feels weird”
- Opponer
the antagonist of an argument, if he happens to be s-xually aroused. i was on 4chan the other night, fighting some 12 year old, when i realized it was 1:00 am and i was on the internet, so i was most likely arguing with an opponer.
- Special Poo
to m-st-rb-t- while on the toilet while doing a sh-t. “hey dan stop having a special poo, mum and dad are in!”
- spellfucker
another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone i texted my boss to say i googled the new employee but spellf-cker changed “googled” to “fondled.”