One Hander
a women or girl that is so small and/or lightweight, that you can easily hold her with one hand/arm while having s-x with her. (preferably in the cowgirl of reverse cowgirl position).
rick-“man that new hot chick is pretty small huh?”
bob-“i would do her…would you?”
rick-“for sure. she’s totally a one hander”
n. an adult girl, or of-age female, who is pet-te or small enough to f-ck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.
that girl is a definitely one-hander; i can f-ck her while eating a burrito with my left hand.
a woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. therefor can be counted on one hand.
leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to sl-t it up she still can’t muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.
a one-hander is when you only use one hand to open a soda can. this is accomplished by holding tight with the thumb and middle finger and pushing the tab up with the index finger.
1) – man, have you learnt the one-hander?
– yeah, learnt it yesterday.
2) one-hand that c-ke.
3) you’re the one-hander master?
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