One Legged Spider
when a man inserts his p-n-s into a sleeping person’s open mouth, and blames any of the victim’s side-effects the following morning on spiders.
jason: “jeez my throat is sore and dry, i must’ve slept with my mouth open”
kyle: “maybe you ate a spider?”
jason: “was it a one legged spider? g-d-dammit that’s nasty”
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