One-man Conference Room


a very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. the walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. a roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.
john: i have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room – i do not want to be disturbed.

joe: is it a stand-up meeting?

john: no it is a sit-down meeting.

later…

joe: how did your meeting go?

john: negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.

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