One Million Moms
an extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn’t fall in line with their beliefs. they actually only have about 140,000 members.
mike: “one million moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows.”
john: “what else is new?”
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