one millionth base
to have the most kinky s-x of your life. so much choking, s&m, b-tts-x, fetishes, crazy outfits, and insanity that you’ll both (or all 3) barely escape with your lives. this entire time though, you’ll be maintaining eye contact with the other person(s) and balling your eyes out because you know that what you’re doing will never ever compare with 60th base.
shirley- so i just got out of the hospital.. attempted one millionth base a few weeks ago.
bobby sue- yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
kyle- yeah, you’re lying. no way you’re even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.
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