One Minute Jesus
a bl-w j-b in an elevator while going up.
she gave me a one minute jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.
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a phrase used to swear on your mom that you’re not lying; to promise “i didn’t drink your beer!” “put it” “on the moms!”
- onthing
to be perfectly balanced on an object; no chance of falling. “is that safe on the ledge?” “yeah, of course. it’s onthing.”
- Ooch/Oochie
a word that means scratch, pimple or v-g-n-. “man i have the biggest ooch!” “there is an oochie on my ooch. d:” “theres and ooch on your face…” “my ooch/oochie hurts!!!”
- oprahage
when something p-sses oprah off and she turns red i was watching television and sommeone took a bag of cookies away from oprah. she turned red and then had an oprahage moment and gnawed the guy’s leg off.
- orgasm donation program
when someone is willing to provide another person s-xual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return. her: “i owe you one, anything, you name it” him: “how about a no strings attached bl-wj-b?” her: “sorry i don’t support the -rg-sm donation program, i only give as well as i receive.”