one night stand
hooking up with someone for one night of s-x with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. it is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can’t track you down and stalk you later.
i had a one night stand with this guy i picked up at the club.
a single table next to a bed.
i forgot and left my cell on my one night stand.
when you bang a chick with the intentions of never seeing or talking to her ever again.
the dirtiest form of pointless s-x.
a guy or a girl meets someone at some place (usually dance club)
and decides to have s-x (only one time) with
that person without getting into a relationship.
the next day you leave without saying anything and
hoping that you didn’t get any stds…
speaking of stds,it’s the easiest way to get stds from
unknown s-x partners, have fun!
people consider girls who had one night stands as wh-r-s.
guy a: ” did you hear that? jannete had already 5 one night stands!!”
guy b:” really? what a sl-t!”
guy a:”wonder how she feels after getting banged and thrown away like trash!”
a one-night stand is where two people have a s-xual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship
“last night this guy and i had an amazing night!”
“oh really, what was his name?”
“i don’t know, it was just a one night stand!”
s-xual activity with another person intended for one night only. (derives from showbiz, a “one-off show”. but also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of “getting your rocks off” when a bit of no-strings f-cking etc. was desired.
“i’ve never had a one-night stand because i’ve always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she’ll wake up and think; “oh my g-d! what the h-ll am i doing in bed with a stupid c-nt like this?!”
the purpose of most guys at the bars.
person 1: hey, it’s this guy again.
person 2: yeah of course, he hunts for one night stands here.
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