One Night Stand Friend
a temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. most often happens between mutual friends at a party. the night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.
john: hey man, its so weird. after that party, jessica and i have not talked once. its pretty awkward.
paul: oh yeah. i think thats happened to all of us at some point. it feels awkward after casual s-x.
john: but no! we didn’t have s-x. we were only friends.
paul: oh! i get it. but you two are in love.
john: no were not! we were nothing except for good friends on friday.
paul: oh yeah. okay. you were just one night stand friends. i think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
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