One Night Standards
the physical qualities of a person required to engage in a one night stand with said person.
“what do you think of that girl?”
“eh, she’s alright. not relationship worthy, but she meets my one night standards.”
the incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he’s drunk, h-rny, and doesn’t want a relationship.
jeff f-cked victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.
a person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves s-x with no strings attached.
jess: “where’s janie tonight?”
anna: “she’s out having a one night standard with a frat.”
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