one on the way
pregnant; knocked up. means literally that “one” kid is “on the way” (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
“just when i thought i said all i could say, my chick on the side says she’s got one on the way…” -usher, “confessions (part ii)”
jerry: “sh-t man, did you hear? i got one on the way.”
pete: “awesome. it’s good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up.”
jerry: “no…that’s the problem. my wife ain’t the baby’s mama…your 16-year-old daughter is.”
pete: “that dirty sl-t. i need to get her on the pill.”
jerry: “word.”
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