One prong short of a full fork
when a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind “pine trees” at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn’t possibly have anything better to do!
i know he is up to something. that is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. i can’t believe i didn’t figure it out sooner! if someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. it is because they must be spying on me at my amazing home! the rationale is simple! no one that i work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is c-ck full of joy, love, happiness, and psychosis!!!! “wow, that woman is “one pr-ng short of a full fork”!
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