One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train
a surefire way to master dancing.
one-step, two-step, hit by a train
a : “i can’t get the moves in this new dance !”
b : “all you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you’ve been hit by a train !”
a : “i ‘ve got it now !”
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