one thumb driver
lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
example: driving with your thumb up your -ss.
example: driving in the p-ssing lane while everyone is p-ssing you.
i p-ssed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn’t have a clue they were holding up traffic.
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