one ton club
fat bunch of f-cks who hang out and drink p-ss. cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
no tunnels or midget need apply
wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can’t miss it.
at pub
man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
man: word, i ain’t gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! it’s your round!
lady: hey, you have the s-x appeal of and 80s p-rn star
lady 2: you look like a s-xy ryan reynolds
lady 3: weren’t you on family feud?
man: otc represent
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