one-up guy
a guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. if you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. if you say you went swimming this weekend, he’ll tell you he’s a certified lifeguard and swims every weekend. if you say you made coffee this morning, one-up guy will tell you that he grew, harvested, roasted, ground, and brewed his coffee. usually the one-up explanations are long-winded, boring, and self-serving. most of the one-up explanations are probably lies.
“i was telling him about my ski trip to taos. one-up guy over there spent 20 minutes talking about how he used to be a ski instructor in taos. i hate one-up guy.”
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