one-way talker
a person who talks at you. a self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say.
(a key sign that you are talking to a one-way talker is when they start using names of people you clearly wouldn’t know as if you did. example: one way talker says “i was at work and nancy was like…” and you sit there thinking “who the f-ck is nancy?”)
i was at this party last night and i met this lady who i was really into but then i realized she was a one-way talker so i just wound up getting really bored.
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