One Week Washer
a person who will only wash once a week. during this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. one week washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn’t.
fred: mike, each day i see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!
mike: but i got one 6 days ago, i’ll get one tomorrow and it shouldn’t be that bad, it was raining yesterday while i was outside.
fred: ugh… one week washer!
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