One-wording
if ur trying to get at a chick and she texts u one word.
you: hey gurlll!
her: hey
you: what you doing tonight?
her: nothing
you: oh, u wanna do something with me?
her: uhmmmm. maybe.
you: man this b-tch keeps one-wording me.
ur friend: eh, shes not that into you dude.
you: wtf?
v. when an annoying person won’t stop texting another, so the person being annoyed responds with one word, fast answers. usually ineffective because the other person is so dense.
that girl was really bugging me, so i one worded her until she got the hint and stopped talking to me.
ex: annoying girl: hey!:) omg it’s been likee ferever since we’ve talked!!!!!
me: yeah!
a.g: so like when’s the next time you’ll be able to hang out???
me: idk
a.g: lol! stop that!!!!
me: what
a.g: stop one wording me!!!! lol it’s so cute when you do that! hahahaha
me: okay
a.g:…
(to myself) yesss….pwned.
the act or responding to an important conversation or a series of statements with one to three words killing a conversation or making it difficult to carry it on to a substantial or meaningful conversation
tyrael938 (22:40:10): he ows me money from other times he borrowd gas money and couldn’t pay me back he realy ows me more then that but he doesn’t realize it but i am not going to bring it up because i helped him with out expecting a pay back i always do but it is nice when they do but when people come to you for help you should help them and not hold it over them and make them ow you or your not realy helping them your a bank that doesnt charge interest
rawshenzu938 (22:40:37): i understand
tyrael938 (22:40:54): your one wording me
responding to a question with a one-word answer.
usually done when the person is not into the conversation or wants to stop talking.
“yo dude i was talking to jamie last night and she was one-wording me”
“man dude that blows.”
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