onerism
a pedant writes:
this is a mis-spelling of the more correct onanism.
onan is a person described in the bible (book of genesis). he was the second son of judah. his name is the origin for the s-xual term onanism (synonym of masturbation), which many consider to be based on a misinterpretation as it more properly refers to spilling seed…
after his older brother er died onan was to marry er’s widow tamar. according to the bible, when he had s-xual intercourse with his brother’s wife he spilt his seed upon the ground (genesis 38:7-9); the bible says that he did this because (under the custom of levirate marriage) the child would not be considered his, but his late brother’s. in response to this transgression, g-d killed onan.
‘onerism, you ill educated peasant, surely you mean onanism!’
instead of ‘oh f-ck’ one would use the following ‘by onan’s withered b-lls!’
well, you could if you wanted 😉
w-nking. masturbation.
t-ss-rs! shouldn’t they be practising onerism in the privacy of their own rooms?
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