Onezan
slang term for a whiteboy techie geek trying to be a superstar dj.
onezan, as in “on the one’s and two’s” (onezan two’s)
coventry (uk) slang. coined 2009.06.18
phil, dan & stockers – look at dee to the gee man, he’s such a onezan……..
dg – erm………what is a onezan, is it a new line of code?
phil, dan & stockers – whatever onezan, now do one!
dg – does not compute
phil, dan & stockers – onezan, go fine toon dem’ blades down at the centre!
dg – watchin’ doze blades, havin’ a bud…….
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