onffline


when you are signed into msn messenger but appearing offline.
example 1)

bob: “where were you last night? i waited hours for you to come online!”

terry: “i was there, i guess i must have been onffline, i thought you were quiet!”

example 2)

bill: “hey man can i check my messages on your computer”

ted: “sure, but make sure i’m onffline when you log on, my ex is kinda stalking me at the moment”

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