OniLink9000


alien from the planet neblak. has come to earth for the sole purpose of mutilating cows for no particular reason and probing many a human with long metal objects.
farmer jed: hey’d you here about that onilink feller?
farmer bob: hear about him? he probed my entire family and cut up all my cows now what am i gon do? :'(

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