onion of awesome


layers and layers of awesome. the more complicated and byzantine the better.
“what this? oh, it’s just some synthpop song with a sample of a song from the 1930’s that sounds like john williams’ “imperial march” about some hindian guy who breaks up with a faux commie boy, by telling him he could never be “his woman”. it’s like an onion of awesome.”

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