Onion Sombrero
the onion sombrero is a condom made of finely sliced onion peels.
people generally use these types of condoms to remove stank odours from different orifices or as a kinky way to do the nasty.
it is apparently very popular in eastern european countries where normal condoms are considered too expensive.
“either stop your wimpering or i’m going to do you with the onion sombrero!”
“hey man, she so dirty, she like the onion sombrero”
“hey i got jasdouche to take the onion sombrero up his -n-s last night. i sure cleaned that place up!”
Read Also:
- on the curb
being broke or always being out of money i’m going to have to start calling the boy fireplug, because he stays on the curb
- ONI-UNIT
a pretentious douchebag who manifests his hatred for everything through narrow-minded, masturbatory, egregious definitions that are intended to be darkly humorous, but are really just sad. that white supremacist wife beater is almost as bad as oni-unit, the exception being that oni-unit is at least semi-educated but still chooses to be a complete tool.
- struggle soup
when you bring a plastic bag to taco bell and fill it with the sauce. when you get home boil some water and add the sauce to the water. comes in 3 flavors. i’m struggling so hard i had to have struggle soup for dinner last night.
- strype
scholars believe the word “strype” finds its origin in the west african indies but have been unable to verify the fact. “strype” is a word of many uses, but is most synonymous with the american word cool. it was first seen in its proper usage in the qumran scrolls in ancient hebrew. it is what […]
- STSF
stsf(semper tacitus semper fidelis)-a group of elite individuals who follow, and are bound by, the code stsf. stsf-semper tacitus semper fidelis. semper-forever/always tacitus-silence/that which must not be spoken of fidelis-faithful code explanation: semper tacitus-that which happens between us, stays between us and is not discussed with or in the presence of outsiders. semper fidelis-always look […]