Onion Treatment
when you are about to engage in s-x with someone who is uglier than a barrel full of smashed -ssholes it is the act of taking their shirt by the bottom and tying it up over their head and then f-cking them. thus, resembling the shape of an onion.
“lisa has such a hot body, but her face is uglier than sh-t…” “i think i’m goona have to give her the “onion treatment”.”
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- oni-san
j-panese. literal meaning: “mr. devil.” usually used my a male as a means of describing himself as a daredevil, or as cunning, esp. with women. oni-san, kocchi de! {i am} mr. devil over here!
- On Site Audit
the point in internet dating when two people agree to meet in person. jackie: you know that i guy i’ve talking to on that internet dating site? well, we’re actually going to meet this friday. linda: so, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.
- on tap
to have an object readily available or easily obtained derived from having “tap” water always available example 1: why do you buy bottled water? you got that on tap at the crib. example 2: that guy is such a player. he’s got b-tches on tap 24/7. having your ‘ish together. mom: did you do your […]
- On the clock
“on the clock” refers to when one is getting paid by the hour and any setbacks are viewed in a positive light, because the longer the job takes the more you get paid. ryan: “dammit, we’ve hit every single red light on the way!” kevin: “don’t worry about it chief, we’re on the clock!” ryan: […]
- stample
stample is a descriptive, almost onomatopoeic, word to describe the act of being trampled on in a stampede. usually by a herd of elephants, bison, or water buffalo. this word comes in handy whilst on safari, or at your local rodeo when describing accidentally falling in to the steer corrall after a few drinks. “struth, […]