Online Banking Shock


the result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

the result of a splurge.
friend 1: hey how was the bar last night?

friend 2: it got a little out of control, i don’t really remember what happened. this morning i check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, i almost fell off my chair.

friend 1: you are suffering from online banking shock.

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