online crush

it is when a person has a crush on somebody they met on the internet. ideally, it usually is somebody of the opposite s-x, unless the crusher is gay, of course.

the typical websites that people form online crushes is facebook, mysp-ce, youtube, metacafe, online video games, forums, chat rooms, blogging websites, sharing websites, and any website with community membership and user names for each user.

it is perfectly normal to form a crush on somebody you have never met in real life. it is unfortunate, if you have never seen a photo or video of the person you have a crush on, but one can always hope for that sensual, affectionate, and ideal mate to be the crush.

when the time comes that you see a picture of the crush and if it is unpromising, displeasing, and it turns off s-xual arousal, it is normal to shun the crush, and possibly block them out of your life (or for the website in question, at least).
joey: i have been chatting with this girl on youtube for the past two months, and we have so much in common; i wish i could meet her.
rachel: o joey, you have formed an online crush.
joey: really? an online crush, eh?
rachel: yea, an online crush.
joey: that’s so cool! i bet she’s hot.
(another month p-sses by…)
joey: hey, my online crush sent me picture of her.
(after a few seconds of looking at it…)
joey: ahhhhhh! i am so blocking her on youtube, and shunning her.
rachel: i can’t believe that’s the girl you had an online crush on. ha-ha-ha! she is such a hog.
joey: yea, well she sounded cute in her messages.
having a crush on some one you met on the internet. real unfortunate if u dont know how they look like, if they like you back, or if they even exist.
jeny: omg steve i think i have an online crush on this guy i met online what should i do?

steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what im going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. muahuahuaha

jeny (doesn’t like steve much): but what if he doesn’t exist?

steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then

(jeny’s internet crush stalked her mysp-ce profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)

jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!

(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)

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